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Mekaneck's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,175 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/29/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 7/1/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Dot Lock

Challenge accepted Unlocked 4/17/14
5 Points
Complete the very first level
Almost perfect Unlocked 4/17/14
10 Points
Complete a level with 2 stars
Perfect Unlocked 4/17/14
10 Points
Complete a level with 3 stars
Man of the day 25 Points Lock 25 boards
Casual 50 Points Take 33% of stars
Man of the month 50 Points Lock 75 boards
Man of the week 50 Points Lock 50 boards
New management 100 Points Complete the game with 3 stars
Promotion 100 Points Lock all boards !
Senior 100 Points Take 66% of stars

Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/500 points)

Epos

Cold Killer Unlocked 7/1/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horn Breaker Unlocked 7/1/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mage Master Unlocked 7/1/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Top Tipper Unlocked 7/1/10
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chum Tosser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mine Sweeper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rose Plucker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Royal Birler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Coin Collector Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Champion Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (225/475 points)

Hipstercalypse

Intro Unlocked 5/12/14
5 Points
Watch the intro
LuckyWinner Unlocked 5/12/14
25 Points
SPOILER
SavedTheWorld Unlocked 5/12/14
100 Points
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse

Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)

hitBox

Rookie Unlocked 6/3/16
10 Points
10 levels completed
Mac Skill 50 Points 30 levels completed
hitBox Rocker 100 Points game finished... yaaay

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Hitting Stuff at a Building

1/5 Stars Unlocked 8/22/16
5 Points
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Poop Toucher Unlocked 8/22/16
5 Points
You touched a poop!
Second floor please Unlocked 8/22/16
5 Points
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Darwin Award 5 Points Achieve the inevitable
Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
First Contact 10 Points You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
It's the Fart Man again 10 Points Have you tried eating less fiber
Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points Kill a construction worker
The Witching Hour 10 Points Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points Collect all the dumb movies
This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points Visit the Demolition Carnival
Safe Cracker 100 Points And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
My Name is David Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Roommate with Extra Froth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ahab's Revenge Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stock Market Crash Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Fall of Planet Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Telecommunications Blackout Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You havin a jiggle, mate? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's a kitty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)

HOLD IT IN

The Clencher Unlocked 6/9/16
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
There's something in your teeth.... Unlocked 6/9/16
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Halfway There 25 Points Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on for one more day 25 Points Hold on 80 seconds
Clean Getaway 50 Points Complete Story Mode
Just hold on we're going home 50 Points Hold on 100 seconds
Son... 50 Points Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on to your friends 100 Points Hold on 150 seconds

Medals Earned: 2/8 (200/500 points)

Nothing To Hide

BE SOMEBODY Unlocked 3/14/14
5 Points
Run away, and begin your escape.
Self Surveillance Unlocked 3/14/14
10 Points
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Slidewalking Unlocked 3/14/14
25 Points
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
An Act of Activation Unlocked 3/14/14
50 Points
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
BE NOBODY Unlocked 3/14/14
100 Points
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Support & Share 5 Points Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.

Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)

Super Playboy

Tons Drop! Unlocked 6/23/10
5 Points
drop from 5 meters height
Chicken Run! Unlocked 6/23/10
25 Points
kill 30 chickens
Epic Dead 5 Points killed by an explosion
Invasion 5 Points kill 15 civilians
This is Sparta! 5 Points killed by spearmen
Dragon Rider 10 Points destroy 10 balloons
Genocide 10 Points destroy 10 catapults
Rubber Hero 10 Points bounce back 25 projectiles
The Hero 10 Points kill 20 spearmen
Superhero 25 Points survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
The One 25 Points kill 15 wizards
True Playboy 25 Points kiss 25 girls
God of Playboy 50 Points survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
Mission Completed? 50 Points finish all levels

Medals Earned: 2/14 (30/260 points)