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Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,175 Points

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Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

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Dot Lock

Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/500 points)

Challenge accepted 5 Points

Complete the very first level

Almost perfect 10 Points

Complete a level with 2 stars

Perfect 10 Points

Complete a level with 3 stars

Man of the day 25 Points

Lock 25 boards

Casual 50 Points

Take 33% of stars

Man of the month 50 Points

Lock 75 boards

Man of the week 50 Points

Lock 50 boards

New management 100 Points

Complete the game with 3 stars

Promotion 100 Points

Lock all boards !

Senior 100 Points

Take 66% of stars

Epos

Medals Earned: 4/10 (225/475 points)

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Hipstercalypse

Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)

Intro 5 Points

Watch the intro

LuckyWinner 25 Points

SPOILER

SavedTheWorld 100 Points

Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse

hitBox

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Rookie 10 Points

10 levels completed

Mac Skill 50 Points

30 levels completed

hitBox Rocker 100 Points

game finished... yaaay

Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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HOLD IT IN

Medals Earned: 2/8 (200/500 points)

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Halfway There 25 Points

Hold it in 30 seconds

Hold on for one more day 25 Points

Hold on 80 seconds

Clean Getaway 50 Points

Complete Story Mode

Just hold on we're going home 50 Points

Hold on 100 seconds

Son... 50 Points

Get poop on dad 20 times.

Hold on to your friends 100 Points

Hold on 150 seconds

Nothing To Hide

Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)

BE SOMEBODY 5 Points

Run away, and begin your escape.

Self Surveillance 10 Points

Complete the "Moving iEye" levels

Slidewalking 25 Points

Complete the "Slidewalk" levels

An Act of Activation 50 Points

Complete the "Activating iEye" levels

BE NOBODY 100 Points

Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!

Support & Share 5 Points

Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.

Super Playboy

Medals Earned: 2/14 (30/260 points)

Tons Drop! 5 Points

drop from 5 meters height

Chicken Run! 25 Points

kill 30 chickens

Invasion 5 Points

kill 15 civilians

The Hero 10 Points

kill 20 spearmen

Genocide 10 Points

destroy 10 catapults

Dragon Rider 10 Points

destroy 10 balloons

The One 25 Points

kill 15 wizards

This is Sparta! 5 Points

killed by spearmen

Epic Dead 5 Points

killed by an explosion

Mission Completed? 50 Points

finish all levels

Superhero 25 Points

survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode

God of Playboy 50 Points

survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode

Rubber Hero 10 Points

bounce back 25 projectiles

True Playboy 25 Points

kiss 25 girls